Things my Dog Cole has taught me:
Never pass up an opportunity for a nap
If you see another dog chewing on something it is probably very tasty so grab it and run
When you sit, wag tail, stick out your tongue, so you look cute and good things happen even it is just a pat on the head
Anyone will rub your belly if you roll on your back.
People who smell bad are usually bad people
Begging works
Strange dogs can’t be trusted until they pass the sniff test
When a door is shut- keep scratching until someone opens it
When someone is mad at you do something cute to make them laugh
All food at low levels is yours
Eat fast so they think you need more food
If it moves- chase it
Annoying barking works to get your way
Before going outside be prepared by drinking all available water
Sit on the laps of those who feed you know matter how big you are
Never trust a cat, they are sneaks
Licking oneself is embarrassing but better than not licking
Couches are made for jumping, sleeping, and looking out windows
Never go out in the rain, you will smell bad be constant shaking still won’t get you dry
Don’t step in it and if you do just pretend you don’t know
All deer are evil and deserve to be killed, same for squirrels, moles, actually too many things to list
Never look up when eating since someone will steal your food
Be certain they are saying tutor and not neuter when going in car
If you can, run fast, and never look back or stop
Wind in one’s face feels better than almost anything
If it itches scratch it, if it still itches keep scratching until it bleeds
If you kill it, shake it until it falls apart
Everyone hates a wet nose on cold days
White Snow only hides lots of doggie doo but it never goes away
If it runs from you chase it
Tails always involuntarily reveal how you feel
Always be someone’s best friend
